McSweeney's: An Open Letter to the Substitute Yoga Teacher Who Won't Stop With the Imagery
Today you told us you played your flute at dawn, prompting the revelation that we are all instruments, all the time. As we began in cross-legged position you observed that our "sits bones" are like that prong thing at the base of a cello. Try as I might, thinking "my [redacted] is a cello" did not help me sit up any straighter.
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